Somewhere, deep in the underbelly of Gotham City, the Joker just snorted.
Robin can be such a Dick sometimes…heh…heheh.
OUAT AU series: Hook/Hatter/Whale/Charming/Phillip as a boyband (and Rumpel as manager)
I’ll never not reblog this
let me explain u a thing thorin oakenwhatever
“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad
my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t
Can we just wait a minute. YOU SCHOOL HELD A FUCKING HUNGER GAMES??? SO WHAT HE KILLED HIS CLASSMATES WITH THE SUPERVISION OF THE PRINCIPAL AND EVERYONE IS CALM???
our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.